tardis221b:

nowaywhorehey:

tardis221b:

do you ever forget you need to pee and then like half an hour later remember you’re really desperate or is that just me

you’re so lazy that you procrastinate peeing

I was going to argue but yeah you’re right

koalatea:

true life: people like my hair more than they like me

jimsturgess:

today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

(Source: matthitarchive)